CATS
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THE PURNEZ FAMILY 2024
Magic
Jazz
Zoey
C.A.T. STATS
Magic
Characteristics
- Born 2021, Jazz's sister
- smol, too smol to meow correctly
- Doesn't care about you 99% of the time, but will yell at you to pet her
- Can hide in plain sight
- Knows how to move the computer mouse
- Can bring her entire body to the lowest possible atomic energy level, freezing in place for hours at a time
- Planeswalker: runs a white-green Ajani cat deck
- Named for the Queen song "It's a kind of Magic"
- Does know real magic, but sees no need to use it
Jazz
Characteristics
- Born 2021, Magic's brother
- Paranoid, voted most cowardly cat of 2023
- Hates the vet
- Sleeping for an entire day so he can annoy his sister at night
- Purrs in odd-time signatures
- jazz hands
- Named for the Queen album "Jazz"
- Cannot actually play jazz, but enjoys the guitar
Zoey
Characteristics
- Born 2015
- actually crazy. Forced the other cats to a separate part of the house because she won't stop fighting them
- Pokes you when you're not looking
- Understands political protest (in the form of pooping on the floor)
- Full working knowledge of UPS power supplies and how to turn them off to wake me up
- Named for the alliteration with "Ziggy" (RIP), and because of David Bowie's son "Zowie Bowie"
- Unclear if she ever actually sleeps or just waits
THE OUTSIDERS
Mama
she camera shy...
Snape
IN MEMORIAM
Ziggy
(2005 - 2021) R.I.P.
Shadow
Not a cat, but she loved them!
(2001 - 2017) R.I.P.
